It’s Christmas time at First Assembly which of course means
lots of people, things to do, and food to eat.
I’m strolling through the sanctuary and decide to visit my good friend
Kasey who is outside the nursery. I then
head back down the hallway on my way to class (apparently I go to school at
First Assembly now). I get to my class
and there are a bunch of us in there and we are playing Christmas bingo. The professor, who happens to be professor Arzt
from LOST, is up there calling out the places on the card and I get bingo.
I’m telling him what I
have when all the sudden he starts going off on how irresponsible Jessie
is. I am so taken aback that he would
talk about her like that in front of the whole class. So I go off on him and tell him how
unprofessional that is for him to be talking about her like that in front of
everyone and if he has a problem with her he should settle it with her (even in
my dreams it’s been engrained in my head to resolve conflict Biblically). We are arguing pretty heatedly and I finally
make him so mad that he literally stomps to the back of the room and then runs
out. We consider class over and I’m
determined not to come back to his class so I grab my pictures off the bulletin
board.
As I’m walking back down the hall to try and find someone of
the pastoral nature to tell them what just happened, I pass by a classroom with
infants and toddlers. One of the
toddlers is choking so I go in and realize they have it under control. I go back out in the hall and I see my friend
Codi. We are now walking through a
clothing store. The clothes are really
cute but everything is Nintendo themed.
So sweaters have Yoshis on them and shirts are embroidered with Mario. I express my distaste for how the characters totally
ruin the clothing and so we leave.
I’m back at the church and me and a bunch of friends decide
to go to the pool. So we hop in a car
and go. Rachel Stafford is in the front
seat and Clay Woods is in the back with me and a few other people. When we get there I’m the first one to jump
in and when I plunge underwater I notice there is a manatee right beside
me. As everyone knows dream-manatees are
very dangerous and no longer herbivores but ferocious human eating beasts. So I naturally alert those nearby to quickly
pull me out before the manatee gnaws off my leg. As they’re pulling me out he grabs my leg
with his gums (apparently he gums his victims to death). They yank me out and we decide to leave.
We’re driving down the road and we see up ahead there is
a man lying across the street. We stop
and I get out and ask the man who is standing nearby if the man lying in the
street is okay. He says he doesn’t
know. So I go over the man to check on
him. He is unconscious so I shake him to
see if he will wake up. He does and is
very confused. Then he sees the man that
was standing nearby and pulls out a gun.
I ask the now conscious man to not shoot the other man. I tell the other man to leave and he would
get a head start from the police, whom I was obviously going to call. The man leaves and the now conscious man puts
away the gun.
He wants to know why all these people are standing around
and I tell him they were worried about him.
There is a strange looking woman there and she also has a gun, but she
puts it away quickly when she notices I’ve seen it. The man wants to talk to someone besides me
so I go and get Clay (I guess cause he’s a guy?) and while they’re talking I
try to yet again reach a pastoral type and yet again receive no answer. The closest I can get is Michael Richardson
and he and Tiffany are on their way out of town. And there, as abruptly as most dreams end, my
dream ceases. The end.
